Invisible mistresses are even invisible to each other and not just the guys invisible wife when he gets to the afterlife depending on what you believe in.
The bigot misogynist womanizer homophobe faggot loser dude had about 40 something invisible mistresses waiting on him in his afterlife that he didnt want his invisible wife to know about. He also didnt want the invisible mistresses to find out about each other, since that would fuck up the imaginary pussy he wanted to get from all 40 of them when he got to the afterlife, even though he didnt know how he would actually get any of this done in the afterlife.
by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020
by DenkisMistress March 08, 2021
Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!
Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!
Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!
Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!
Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.
by yomom6687 August 27, 2014
by Noire81 May 25, 2009
when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
by skye6 December 05, 2013
I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.
by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020
The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.
Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep
Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep
Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang
by D.Butler December 15, 2010