Masterbathon

a masterbathon is a day that you stay home from school "sick" so you can beat off so many times that you are dry and chaffed and can't walk so the next day you have to stay home and do it all over again

Mike: "Damn jimmy has been out of school all week"
Steve: "I konw he must be having a masterbathon"

by LifeguardSteve April 27, 2004

Mister Maam

the word for a person that looks like a man trying to be a woman.

Person 1-Hey did you see that dude wearing a dress?
Person 2- you need to call it a Mister Maam!

by jonesberger February 5, 2019

master fapper

someone who has masterd the art of fapping and who everyday practises this art.

Harold - who is that guy

grethel - thats james he is a master fapper

by fapper20 May 4, 2009

Ur sister is a mister

An insult meaning that your sister is actually a transgender man. This insult is so rare it has only been said by 4 people and was buried in the Egyptian pyramids to never see the light of day.

Guy: ur mum gay
You take out a golden box
Guy: Holy fuck hold on man I was just joking please don’t do this
You: Ur sister is a MISTER
World explodes

by RegimeoftheGalactic March 14, 2018

master cylinder

The term was coined in episode 11 of Frisky Dingo. It is the act of wearing a beer can for pants.

Torpedo Vegas: I'm getting furious at you, you don't even have any pants on.
Xander Crews: Neither does he!
Torpedo Vegas: Well he doesn't have a penis! As far as I can tell...
Killface: I - uh -
Xander Crews: Yeah, what is the story on that?
Killface: Oh, like you can talk.
Xander Crews: Hey, my penis fills an entire tall-boy.
Quick cut to Xander, as Awesome X, dancing in front of the X-ticles, naked except for a beercan covering his groin and shouting "Master Cylinder!" through a megaphone. Cut back to Torpedo Jones' lair
Torpedo Jones: Scoffing I'm sure it doesn't fill it.

by HC2005 August 30, 2007

Master Sword

Link's final sword that hacks the shit out of anything in it's path (usually).

When Link has completely full health it shoots beams.

Self explanatory.

by Guru Imakuni April 30, 2004

mistelemariamorous

The feeling you experience when you tell someone you love them at the end of a routine customer service call

Jordan felt very mistelemariamorous after becoming distracted on a phone call with his cable company

Cable Company Lady: "Ok Mr.Needlewum, you're all set up with our fabulous Sunday sports channel package. Is there anything else I can help you with?"
Jordan: "Uh no, I think that will do it, I love you.."

by WordsLol November 7, 2017