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Angry Missionary 

Another mean sex act, while on top as you are about to cum, (or as your partner is cumming) bring back your knee and slam it into their crotch as you jump off of them while screaming "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!!!"...
"Aaron was being a total douche last night so when I was riding him I decided to play the Angry Missionary on him. He cried like a little bitch :P"
Angry Missionary by Moose Kilkenny December 29, 2007
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Inverted Missionary 

A variation to the sex position, missionary.

The giver is on the bottom, the receiver is on top.
Inverted missionary is a good position for a girl's first time on top.
Inverted Missionary by Jon Ace September 23, 2006

Persian Missionary

Missionary position sex on the floor, normally a rug, where the partners migrate a great distance during copulation.

If the carpet isn't nice, or the sex is just done wrong, this can be rough on the knees and back!
Petrovitch: Hey, have you heard anything about the date with Candy from our buddy, Assad?

Sonia : I guess it went well... well, kind of, they did a Persian Missionary house tour, so not sure it they are going to go out again. He said, they started missionary on the living room floor and ended up in the dining room after going through the family room and down a connecting hallway, past the kitchen... there may or may not have been a stair case too, just missionary the whole way!

Petrovitch: Wow, bet that hurt! When is he going to learn that missionary is just jerking off on all fours?!

Sonia : Yeah, right, I wouldn’t call him again; he cut his knees up so bad and hasn't been able to walk right all week!

Petrovitch: Well, to be positive, it's better, for the floors, than a dust mop! Can't wait to see infomercials for Persian Missionary mops on late night!

the missionary 

where yo bish is on her back with her knees in her face and your makin da babies
want to try the missionary tonight?

goofy missionary 

When you're a big, silly, goofy guy and have missionary sex with your wife.
Tall guy with a lot of hair: Hey did you hear? I had goofy missionary sex with my wife last night.
Guy in glasses: Let's talk about that.

Judas missionary 

Have another man make passionate love to your wife in missionary position as you gently kiss him on the cheek.
"Ronny really gave my wife a good time last night when we tried the Judas missionary"
Judas missionary by BillyBonzai November 14, 2018

Devil's Missionary 

Sexual position where the female partner is on all fours being vaginally penetrated from behind; otherwise referred to as "doggy style".
We had great sex last night, we did the devil's missionary.