mipped

Smacking mayonnaise on someones nipple.

*SMACK* "you just got mipped"

by Boivinator October 4, 2010

Mished

Is when it’s after 11:11 and it was too late to wish for anything. (Missing a wish)

Person#1: Ooo look it’s 11:11, make a wish

Person#2: oh shoot we missed it it’s 11:12
Person#1: dang we mished

by Ava1906 June 26, 2020

mished

the state which one enters after he/she has drunk a large quantity of alcoholic beverages and has become heavily intoxicated

see also:
pissed
drunk
bladdered
wasted

whoa, look at luce shes really mished tonight, she almost fell up those stairs!!

by ask_jeves_;) December 15, 2005

mispelt

The commonly misspelt version of the word "misspelt."

Tom misspelt the word "mispelt."

by Somnambulist July 20, 2008

mispering

To go missing, to become a missing person.

She's gone mispering again, probably gone off with that Joey.

by pink girrafe February 16, 2006

Missed a strike

A phrase used to hide your utter disappointment and anger when you nearly have a perfect run of something but then at the last moment you fail.

Guy 1:
I missed a strike after having a week of compliments and then one damn insult. Agh!
Now I feel terrible as if the other good things don't count.

Guy 2:
I was totally chatting up this girl and thought I was in when she dropped the boyfriend bomb as I went to kiss her. Agh!

by Toothpaste Salad February 28, 2009

missed grass spots

when you mow the grass and you miss a spot

i had a bunch of missed grass spots when i was cutting it

by hahahahah ily myself!! June 8, 2009