Saucy miser

Something I call my friends

You are such a saucy miser

by The Orself January 3, 2019

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate your life

Person 1 - “I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE”

by The most special special January 24, 2025

sperm miser

An ancient mystical and evil creature of orc decent who collects the seamen of the men he slaugters and stores it in a secret cave where he uses it to make potions to summon antient Mongolian warriors to help him conquer the earth, no one knows exactly where these caves are but there believed to be located in the Mediterranean mountain region of Eurasia, but be warned if anyone ever finds this cave they must travel with caution as the sperm miser is know to attack trespassers with an oaken cane.

Children cringe as their parents warn them about the evil sperm miser - (child and parent convo)

Mom what's a sperm miser ? (Mother replys) Jimmy never go near a sperm miser or he'll steal your cum and beat you.

by Shrek fucker January 22, 2016

Miserating

Something that makes you miserable

“That sounds so miserating to do

by Ask.ashlee November 5, 2023

Miserable

Someone who is always bothered so they go out their way to bother others and starting drama.

She texted me trying to start stuff. She so miserable.

by LalalaBitchhh April 26, 2023

Feet Miser

Calling someone the “Feet Miser” indicates they are rather smelly. Or that they adore feet

“Damn did you know Aj is a Feet Miser?”
“Yeah man, he likes feet cause they stink like him”

by FFLDEMON July 19, 2023

cum miser

AKA Mr. White Jizzum, Mr. Spunk, Mr. Meat Twister, Mr. Buckets of Cum.

Friends call me Cum Miser. Whatever I touch, turns to cum in my clutch. I'm gonna bust.

by farco_ April 27, 2024