Microhitler

It measures evil. A microhitler is equivalent to killing 6 jews.

"When your bank nails you with a 35 dollar fine, you can confidently tell the teller that they are currently fucking you over to the tune of 84 microhitlers and ask if they have a very tiny auschwitz behind the counter."

by jess_sp August 27, 2012

microsoft meditation moment

waiting for a computer to reboot

"while installing NT 4.0 Server, I had many Microsoft Meditation Moments to relax"

by Daniel Trivin August 22, 2006

microsoft works

A tawdry software program, usually bundled free by lower-end computer manufacturers, in an effort to keep their PC hardware prices low. Microsoft Works has become a byword for format incompatibilities and system crashes.

"Tarquin, I am sorry you can't do the MS Word homework that your teacher set you for school, but daddy went for the cheap option, hence you will have make do with this godawful Microsoft Works program. I am so sorry."

by Jason the monkey November 7, 2007

Microsoft

An obvius copy of Macrohard, which Bill Gates stole the disk of while I was sleeping. He also copied my program Doors, and renamed it Windows.

Me: *sleeping*
Bill Gates: I'll just take this disk... *yoink*
Me: You, come back here right now, or I will personally come all the way over there and call Ronald F***ing McDonald to kick you in the nuts!
Bill Gates: hehehe *escapes* I'll just change the name to Microsoft, and this program to Windows, and no one will ever know!!!! WAHAHAHA!!!!
Me: Cheap B******!

by sum-dude May 13, 2005

Microshock

An immature cunt that ruins online events.

Dude, stop being such a Microshock.

by Fuckman35 January 2, 2010

Microsofted

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

by Dinged June 17, 2013

Microbitch

AdjetiveA term for a Microsoft fan boy. It has also often been used to describe someone who owns a Xbox360.

You got a Xbox360 your such a microbitch.

by Blakeasy4shizzi April 22, 2007