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Reverse Microwave

A sexual act in which the man penetrates the woman after she has left snow or ice in her vagina until it is below 32 degrees Fairenheit.
Dude, I reverse microwaved that girl. My dick got frostbite.
by diddydubs November 1, 2011
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Microwave

A type of execution used by favela (slum) gangs in Rio de Janeiro where old tired are stacked up around a person until only his head is sticking out. Gasoline is then poured in up to his ankles and the whole thing is ignited from the inside. The tire rubber fuels an incredibly hot fire that sends thick plumes of black smoke into the air. A mound of melted rubber is left over that serves as a warning to others.
3 gang members were microwaved in the park yesterday.
by JoeCast August 6, 2011
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microwaved ass

Used to describe something disagreeable or unpleasant to the senses.
This burger tastes like microwaved ass!

Dude, your breath smells like microwaved ass!

I haven't slept in three days, I look like microwaved ass.
by proud2deviate January 24, 2004
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microwave hoe

A skanky girl that is quick easy and nasty just like microwave food.
Anyone could sleep with Sarah, she a' microwave hoe.
by mariieh July 17, 2011
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malaysian microwave

Jack was a real freak. Whenever he slept alone, he loved to give himself a Malaysian Microwave.
by JB-Noho December 14, 2008
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microwave relationship

This means that a relationship may be good at first but end fast. It's not a good type of relationship, usually very pointless and stupid. In most cases if a person has microwave realtiships they go through several girl/boyfriends in a year. Some analogies are:
-they cook things fast
-They can cook things in 60 seconds when an oven may take 60 minutes
-Things heat up fast and end soon
-There is usually a time limit programmed in
It is pointless for six graders to date because they almost always end up in a microwave relationship.
by !!andrea!! January 3, 2009
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