Michigan

What they call a chili dog in Quebec.

I'd like a Michigan. Merci.

by RyanK April 13, 2006

michigan

A state over populated with wanna-be Canooks.

by Christopher LaRock July 27, 2003

Michigan

one of the few states that completely blows....literally. its always down on its knees.. freebies all the time.

(see synonym: zach cawvey)

higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)

Ah Michigan...this state blows...but not as bad as Alaska

by alaska_sucks January 5, 2010

michigan

a state so conservative, it is a surprise that it swings democrat

yep michigan

by YoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyo January 20, 2009

michigan

Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb

Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up

You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh

*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan

by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020

michigan

the worst place to live in the united states..

son: dad i dont even like michigan
dad: youre right son we should have moved to ohio. *sigh*
mom: GO BUCKEYES!! michigan is our bitchigan!!

by dmoo April 18, 2009

Michigan

Ohio State’s bitch since 2001

Guy 1: “Dang bro, Michigan is getting slapped up by Ohio State again?”

Guy 2:”Yeah, kinda expected now”

by THE W1TCH DOCTOR January 19, 2021