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one of the few states that completely blows....literally. its always down on its knees.. freebies all the time.
(see synonym: zach cawvey)
higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)
(see synonym: zach cawvey)
higher unemployment rate than national average, one of the top crime rates in america (but not the highest because we can't even do that right), and it snows here nearly 4 months out of the year...michigan does blow (like zach cawvey)
by alaska_sucks January 05, 2010
yep michigan
by YoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyoYoYOyo October 10, 2008
Something really fucked up with no chance of ever getting better. Used as a noun or verb
Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up
Synonyms: Fucked up, ass, tits up
You to pool partner: Just don’t michigan this
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh
*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan
Partner: *accidentally hits 8 ball in*
You: bruh
*Your team attempts to punt the ball away with 10 seconds left to secure victory but instead drops the punt and gives the other team the ball to score and win with no time left
Fan: this is so michigan
by Gooch cobbler October 20, 2020
son: dad i dont even like michigan
dad: youre right son we should have moved to ohio. *sigh*
mom: GO BUCKEYES!! michigan is our bitchigan!!
dad: youre right son we should have moved to ohio. *sigh*
mom: GO BUCKEYES!! michigan is our bitchigan!!
by dmoo April 16, 2009
Guy 1: “Dang bro, Michigan is getting slapped up by Ohio State again?”
Guy 2:”Yeah, kinda expected now”
Guy 2:”Yeah, kinda expected now”
by THE W1TCH DOCTOR January 19, 2021