Merched

stand on business and stamp that shi

Merched I’ll slap tf outta you

by bignae October 31, 2023

Merch

To buy clothes or items, based on a person/club, fandom or other.

:I want a merch of ur mom!
:But my mother doesn’t have one?
:Who said so?!

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Gift Trap Merch

Merchandise, usually made for Video Games, that is usually very low quality and made for the sole purpose of making a quick buck from an Intellectual Property.

My grandma bought me a Super Mario checkerboard. Oh god, she fell victim to Gift Trap Merch.

by Creep302YT March 8, 2025

merch

when something is awesome, surprisingly awesome, or saying like "whattttt?!?!?!?!?". synonymous with "bet". also the tone really adds a lot.

"I got with this guy last night"
"merchhhh?!?!?!? was he hot? how was it"
"yeah he so fine it was epic"
"merch!"

by haveyallseenthatdrakevideo... February 15, 2024

Merch

A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”

Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”

by Yeetus dellllletus April 21, 2023

Reezy Merch

Wearing Reezy merch makes you 16% more attractive

A Reezy says"Im wearing reezy merch!!" courtreezy says "PRETTYYY now your 16% more attractive!!"

by R3EEZY March 19, 2024

reroll merch

dope clothes you'd wear if you wanted to show off your support for the upcoming roblox game "reroll," and can be bought through the official Mistware Interactive group

"can ping?"

"ys
be foirmnal
be formal"

"how formal"

"Hey guys!

I've dropped new reroll merch."

by cripdk January 18, 2021