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one more for good measure

This is a phrase used by a drunk or stoned person to have one more drink or toke to finish off the night. This way the persons night measures up to previous night of getting hammered.
Jimmy decided to have one more for good measure before he stumbled home from the bar.
by JoeyBomm November 21, 2021
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Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.
I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)
by epicninja552 February 11, 2015
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If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measure

If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 8, 2019
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Belly Button Measuring Test

BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025
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Back hand measure

When you’re in tight quarters (club,bar) and brush the back of your hand to the He front of a mans pants to get an idea if they’re worth the trouble. Back hand bc you don’t want it to be too obvious!
“He’s hot, but did the back hand measure, moving on Tiny!”
by Justsayin’ November 29, 2017
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Dumo's unit measure

2^e m.
"7900 Dumo's unit measures can be for a ride."
by hydorus shui October 2, 2023
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w.a measurement

A measurement Western Australian shark fisherman use to measure there sharks.
Eg. 1m would equal 2m in a w.a measurement.
Jamie “hey guys, did you see my 4.3m tiger?”

Callum “yeah, but that’s w.a measurement so it doesn’t really count”
by Thesharkgod November 30, 2021
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