Mortal Kombat

When you take a shit that is so devastating and foul that right before you flush you hear Shang Tsung say "Finish him!"

After eating those ghost pepper wings, I had Mortal Kombat in the shitter at work.

by deathfordough May 23, 2016

morten kinnie

morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES

"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"

by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021

A Morter

A person who is easily angered, very dramatic and likes to talk a lot. He is also very sensitive to things and has a tough time getting over issues and letting things go.

Cheney punched Bush out because Bush was being a Morter.

by BustANut222 April 9, 2009

the mortal kombat

Besides being a kick ass fighting game mortal kombat also refers to a state of intoxication.

After a long night of drinking your head droops down and starts to bobble around. Much like in mortal kombat moments before the game says FINISH HIM. In which the person falls over and passes out.

Joe: Yo check at Rich lol, he's got the mortal kombat going. Should we finish him?

Kev: DAM RIGHT

ANNOUNCER: FINISH HIM
Rich finishes one more shot hits the ground and passes out.

by BECKDADDY62 February 12, 2010

pp mort

an amazing person can be described as a ✨pp mort✨🙂🔪

look it’s pp mort strutting down the hallway.

by pp mort June 3, 2020

Bricks-and-mortar friend

A real, tangible friend, that you hang with and go out for beers with, as opposed to a virtual online friend like that person you never talked to in high school that you now comment back and forth on social networks like Facebook.

I'm sick of sitting on Facebook for 4 hours a night and commenting on peoples' semi-witty status updates. I need to get some more bricks-and-mortar friends and get out of the house.

by CO_jcd July 15, 2011

Alpha beta mort

Someone who is so smart but yet so stupid. Has a large vocabulary, and a vast knowledge, but little way to convey it. Alpha beta mort is a man with tons of talents but unfortunately is useless to humanity

(In fight)
"Your such a alpha beta mort"

by Beta Simp February 6, 2020