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Latino Man’s Mattress

typically a gay white man who exclusively seeks out Hispanic men who are preferably immigrants and speak little to only passible English for sex and dating.

They tend to be older but younger ones have sprung up since Maluma. A common attribute of these low lives is they make an effort to learn enough Spanish to get laid and make an effort to sound like they have a Hispanic accent but really they just sound desperate for Latino cock.
“Kevin goes down south for sex, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress

“John has been fucked by every top at the Latino bar, he’s such a Latino man’s mattress
by Gabriel Mason March 2, 2023
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Mantrosexual

A Mantrosexual was coined out of the need to define Men that have that "metrosexual" fashion flair, but with an added dose of true manliness. GRRRR.
Mantrosexual Man
by Kelly Ohhh March 28, 2009
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mantr

what you call your friend
hi mantr. thas ok mantr
by Master15920 February 26, 2023
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Mattress Reverb

When you fart in bed, typically on your back, and your fart echoes throughout your mattress. This does not work with memory foam mattresses; only "hollow" spring-based mattresses can resound the fart. (Abbreviated from mattress reverberation).
To compound the dutch oven effect of farting in bed, I farted with my ass to the mattress, making sure I got plenty of mattress reverb. The resounding effect made the fart so loud that it woke up my girlfriend.
by ILL203 November 5, 2010
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MANTRA

do you want to start a cult with me?” “omg mantra yasss”
by sugar sugar August 25, 2018
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mattress hopping whore frog

ONE WHO HOPS FROM BED TO BED (DICK 2 DICK) IN A GOLD DIGGING FASHION
YOU'R SISTER IS A MATTRESS HOPPING WHORE FROG
by MR.M@C11 September 19, 2011
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Saint Mattress

The "congregation" that people belong to who are too tired, lazy, or burned out on organized religion to attend a real church: they sleep in on Sundays.
Nosy co-worker: "So, what church do you attend?"

Actual worker: "Saint Mattress (aka: St. Mattress). I sleep in on Sundays."
by K2kate May 2, 2010
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