Mathew jones

used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches

my dick is the size of mathew jones

by givethecakezzz March 27, 2018

Mathew Faulkner

He loves to have showers with other guys and has a massive forehead. Isn’t he is also know as the big daddy Bigfoot or shower and has suck countless dicks in his time

Mathew Faulkner hopped in the shower

by Nigerian knome July 11, 2020

Mathew Cosmo

A loser who bullys kids that wont fight back and thinks he's the absolute king of everything he is also a HUGE Keyboard Warrior! with a 9inch

Mathew Cosmo: Wanna fight cunt!?
Small kid: NO!
Big guy: Wanna fight cosmo?
Mathew Cosmo: Leave me alone or i'm telling!

by Loser Theory June 06, 2011

mathew taylor

Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.

I feel bad for that dude, he’s got Mathew Taylor.

by Scott Taylor February 13, 2018

mathew ryan

, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.

fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan

by anonymous381214 November 28, 2021

mathew purv

someone a girl is so in love with omg !! she is head over heals

m- OMG STOP IM SO IN LOVE OMG MATHEW PURV IS GREAT
a- ok calm down

by hereforfunsies November 28, 2021

Jacob Mathew

If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022