Mathew jones

used a unit of measurement 1 mathew jones = 3 inches

my dick is the size of mathew jones

by givethecakezzz May 16, 2018

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Mathew Cosmo

A loser who bullys kids that wont fight back and thinks he's the absolute king of everything he is also a HUGE Keyboard Warrior! with a 9inch

Mathew Cosmo: Wanna fight cunt!?
Small kid: NO!
Big guy: Wanna fight cosmo?
Mathew Cosmo: Leave me alone or i'm telling!

by Loser Theory November 30, 2011

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mathew taylor

Is a person with a very small penis. Sex is very difficult for Mathew Taylor because it’s hard to insert the penis fully into the vagiiiiin.

I feel bad for that dude, he’s got Mathew Taylor.

by Scott Taylor February 12, 2018

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john mathew

a very cool person, only thing that's unsettling about them is how they only have 1 t on mathew. They hate math but they like fictional men, should've been named john menew

1. "Oh wow they despise math they're probably named John Mathew"

2. "Omg Fukuzawa is so hot i'm turning into John Mathew fr"

by synchii202 March 25, 2023

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lawrance mathews

a boy that is wild and crazy and likes PvZ garden warfare also loves fnaf (five nights at freddys) and minecraft and loves to play with friends on Xbox 360 and Xbox 1

"wanna play fnaf or PvZ or minecraft"
"sure Lawrance Mathews"

"you are crazy"
"i know"

by breannabear03 May 2, 2018

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If there was a lady's man more committed and truthful than Jacob, you're lying. He is the one who knocks. He will pull anime characters faster than he will finish a league of legends game.

What's that you said? Your discord moderator hasn't met his kitten? That's funny Jacob doesn't have kittens, only cats

Phos: "Hey babe, get off Arknights so we can have dinner"
Jacob Mathew: "No".

by CJ from Jumpstreet October 10, 2022

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