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Marlinning

When you ask a bullshitter a direct question and they talk for 30 minutes about everything other than the thing you asked them about. It's usually done to try to distract you from something stupid they did.
The tech drilled a hole in the wood floor. I asked him why he would do that and he started marlinning like crazy. He told me about his wrist surgery and his kids 7th birthday party but I still have no idea why he would drill a hole in the floor.
by TechDippy June 29, 2023
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punch a marlin in the rose bucket

Referencing something so old and outdated that it actually has no bearing on the debate.
1st person: "Trying to have an intelligent debate with you is useless! Its like attacking a bulwark with a buckler!"
Person 2: " Now you're just trying to punch a marlin in the rose bucket."
by goldfishshoals March 30, 2015
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Marlin

The ugliest, most annoying, stupid, weird, person you will ever meet. Never trust them. They are named after a fish for a reason.
Marlin sucks
by addidabaddie February 27, 2022
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Marlin

a beautiful girl that you should keep forever! she is kind, adorable and loving. she let everyone be in her life. overall she is an amazing person and she is even funny! love her and she loves you, but don’t piss her off!
the new girl is so kind to other persons, but i dont know her name»
«her name is privatbil marlin»
by makuii October 17, 2019
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