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Marketing Department

The Marketing Department ("666"), is the most wholly evil and wrong thing on this earth. The marketing department is responsible for marketing the goods and/or services of the respective company for which they are employed. This career line, however, is so packed with those who had no idea what to do with their lives that the quality of such departments is next to 0 out of 10. The term "Marketing Department" should not, however, be confused with the awesome Japanese "Geniuses".
"What the hell makes McDonalds' marketing department think this is a good idea?"

"Man, I love Japanese condom advertisements!"
by guy_incognito August 23, 2005
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margerine

a loose woman, also "marge". comes from margerine, which spreads easily.
"she spread quicker than margerine"
by Even Flow June 5, 2005
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mackerson dojo

Where only the elite mma fighters train.(home of the ground and pound)
Holy shit i got invited to the mackerson dojo!
by SinisterIceMan October 16, 2008
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Amanda Marketon-Snowden

Having qaulities that delight the senses, a qaulity that gives pleasure to the mind, associated with such properties as harmony of form and color, excellence of artistry and orinallity, a conspicuous example of beauty, grace and sexuality, a zenith or apex of beauteous delight.
While visiting the art museum i saw few paintings i would consider Amanda Marketon-Snowden.
by Trebor Retsnom December 10, 2012
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Reality Marketing

Reality Marketing is a new type of internet marketing pioneered by "dotJenna" which involves showing your whole ass when you and your friends try to overthrow democratic elections.
dotJenna thought she wanted to do some reality marketing, but then she got a small taste of reality.
by Redder Texas January 7, 2021
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marketing

To drive to the market for the purpose of buying groceries or food. First used by Congressman in the Toyota Sudden Acceleration Senate Hearing.
(They) need their cars to do their marketing.
by Fast Eddie (949) July 24, 2010
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Marketing Jizz

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.
BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.
by bmwgnome June 8, 2011
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