maylanie

She is very sporty, she loves to communicate with others. She will blow up if you test her but as long as you don't test her limits she can be a cupcake. You would want a Maylanie in your life to guide you.

Person 1: lets play with her
Person 2: that's definetley Maylanie

by cupcakwrld December 16, 2018

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maowang

Maowangs (full word Maowang dikinmouf) can be recognized by the premature mustache that is actually his own pubic hair glued to his face. They have cracks in their front teeth that resemble the grand canyon and play cards with intense arousal.

"Jesus christ did you see that piece of shit??? It sounds somehow almost horny"
"Don't worry its only Maowang"

by Yves Laflamme November 25, 2006

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Malandipity

Noun.

1) A propensity for making unfortunate discoveries while searching for something unrelated.

2) The specific moment when unfortunate timing coincides with irony.

3) A series of events that converge on an unfortunate outcome.

Other form: Malandipitous, adj.

Antonym: Serendipity

A man searches all around a parking lot for 20 minutes, and ultimately settles on a space extremely far from the venue. As he walks toward the front entrance, he sees an open parking space right next to the front door. This is a typical case of malandipity.

by Schematic23 August 31, 2010

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Maylani

THE THICK QUEEN.. She’s a beautiful, kind, thick person.. Don’t fuck wit her or she will come for u and you’ll be on the ground.. Keep this girl close because she will have your back no matter what.. If your her best friend then your SUPPERR lucky because she will brighten ur day! End of story tho.. she’s thick, beautiful, and a queen, so if your with her.. treat her like a queen and I bet you’ll be her king ☺️

“Dude Maylani is beautiful and the thick queen”

by SAY IM CUTE February 20, 2019

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