mandatory sex parties

A party that is disguised as a typical type of party, but really requires you to have sex throughout the night; Obligated sex with multiple people; Raping is involved. The Amazing Allie from Hyperboleandahalf.com coined this phrase.

Guy 1: Jill invited me to her Halloween Party. You goin?
Guy 2: Nah, the only type of party she has are "mandatory sex parties"

by Mandatory sex party goer January 26, 2011

Mandalf

Gandalf's made up brother. Gandalf pretends to be Mandalf in a spoof clip of when Frodo wakes up in Rivendale after destroying the ring. They all find it highly amusing...except the boring cunt Sam who "doesn't care a lick".

"Is that you Gandalf?"

"No, I'm his brother Mandalf....Just kidding!!"

by Matt The Pig December 6, 2006

Mandatory Zombie Sex Party

See Mandatory Sex Party, with zombies. A mandatory sex party is like a normal sex party, except if you don't attend you get arrested. People are told they will be attending a costume party, but what really happens is a wild, out-of-control orgy involving beer, fire, and moving logs onto the road. This one just has zombies.

That mandatory zombie sex party gave the term "eating brains" a new meaning!

by Rabid Tiki God September 26, 2010

mandalorian

Adj. Belonging to an ancient warrior race in the Star Wars universe. Extinct for eons. Boba Fett, the famous bounty hunter, wears a suit of Mandalorian Armor.

If you fight a Mandalorian, you'd wind up dead.

by Caravon Thamin December 30, 2003

manda

what lilttle kids call you when they can't pronounce amanda.

My neice says "Manda pick me up."

by amanda January 2, 2005

Mandalarity

A level of popularity that far exceeds human comprehension for females named Amanda

Due to her mandalarity, people will not stop texting her.

by Zeros Mayhem January 31, 2009

Mandatoria

(n. pl.) Human resources policy documents, non-disclosure agreements, sexual harassment prevention training, workplace safety manuals, corporate mission statements, and other information that employees are required to read on a regular basis, even though the information has little or no bearing on 1) the reality of the workplace, or 2) the actual job function the employees perform. Most mandatoria is at least two years out-of-date and were written by HR drones who were laid off a few years ago.

Dude, the orientation to our new corporate branding and strategic transformation initiative was so long that it took me three days just to read through all the mandatoria.

by Cube Dweller 14-R December 19, 2009