Martyn

A pro at going down on women. best oral sex you will ever receive.

omg i had a multiple orgasm, you are such a martyn.

by cokey smurf April 8, 2010

matty b

The husband of jacob sartorius.

I love matty b! I love jacob sartorius! I love both of your stupidity

by DatOneReply December 21, 2016

come here mafuyu-chan

A reference to a crackship fic between Mafuyu Asahina x Akito Shinonome reposted by some twitter user & is now a joke between the Project Sekai fandom.

friend 1: yo who do you kin from project sekai
friend 2: probably akito & mafuyu! hbu?
friend 1: come here mafuyu-chan 🤤
friend 2: WHAT

by come here mafuyu chan December 13, 2022

Stay at Home Martyr

A. One who chooses to stay home and do "the most important job in the world" (caring for children) full time through a gross deposit of entitlement with no means of income of their own. B. One who feels and expresses to others that their role as a non-working parent makes them the most vital function in a family unit and possibly even the world. C. One's ex-wife.

"Ron told me the other day that I will need to get a job when the alimony ends next year. Obviously he doesn't appreciate that I do the most important job in the world. He deserves to pay me 2/3rds of his paycheck and continue to support all my wants and needs even though I wanted the divorce."

"I take on so much more than anyone could imagine. I couldn't possibly get a job - that would be selfish. I would not be able to volunteer at the church or bake cookies for my son's class. I would never have "me time" - naps, tanning, pedis, manis, botox - I need those things to stay sane and be a good mother. Nobody values Stay at Home Martyrs - our jobs are 24-7."

by Tululah July 25, 2009

Maftydafty

He is a brilliant person with a very amazing skills and good at fortnite and a good Friend

Ha Maftydafty let’s play a few games WOW your so good

by Maftydafty May 15, 2020

MattyPatty

the name that Matpat of the game theorists chose for his name on Doki Doki literature club

Sayori: hi MattyPatty!

MattyPatty: *ugh Sayori again* hey Sayori

MattyPatty: ...

by WhatTheFridge May 5, 2018

martyr

1. One who chooses to suffer death rather than renounce religious principles.
2. One who makes great sacrifices or suffers much in order to further a belief, cause, or principle.

A great show of suffering in order to arouse sympathy.


To inflict great pain on.

Accidently like a martyr -Warren Zevon

by Cliff Dickens May 2, 2004