Douglas MacArthur

possibly the most American son of a bitch to ever live this god damn fucker is so fucking American he has got a fucking corn pipe permanently implanted strait to his mouth hes so fucking merican' he ain't afraid to nuke China with the power of a thousand suns hes the man that wore sunglasses before it was even cool this strait son of a bitch is so full of American that's hes the son to George Washington and a bald eagle whom feathers were forged in the flames of patriotism hes so goddamn American to the point were hes got the words MERICA' ingrained on his left peck hes the most goddamn god loving patriot to ever live and that hes the a level 4 field marshal of the United States of America with the trait brilliant strategist attached

Bro 1: who are they bringing in?
Bro 2: Douglas MacArthur
Bro 1: RUN

by Crafty_YT August 7, 2021

mactavish

n. The process of having sex with a girl without the use of a condom. Named after hockey player Craig MacTavish, who is famous for being the last hockey player in the NHL to play without wearing a helmet.

Al: Yo man I heard you MacTavished that broad last night.
Rando: Yeah playa I bare backed her.

by Catauro July 23, 2006

Elbow Macaroni

The act of meeting someone once and having sex with them twice.

I only met her once, but I fucked her twice... elbow macaroni, bitch!

by randommushroom September 15, 2010

Macaron

This is very different from a macaroon. A macaroon is a coconut pastry, that is fluffy and white. A macaron, however, looks like a sandwich and is made of a cookie-like substance. There is filling on the inside. Learn the difference, people.

"What is your favorite dessert?"

"A macaroon."
"Oh, I don't like coconut."
"Neither do I. But I love those lil' sandwich thingies."
"OH MY GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU THAT'S NOT A MACAROON THAT'S A MACARON"

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

Macaroni Time

Prison style sex between two African American males. Most often nonconsensual.

Chief Keef was quoted saying "Hell no I aint gay! I did a bid. It was just macaroni time.

by bestbefore84 June 11, 2013

macaroni mumbles

When one is drunk, makes macaroni and cheese and proceeds to mumble while consuming it.

John: How's that mac and cheese?
Mike (with the macaroni mumbles): prmmmty fmuckinnmm gmoodm

by xMilkman July 18, 2009

mactard

A Mac fan that blindly believe that any products produced by Apple Inc. is superior to all other products of the same kind. Such a person believe that Apple is the "de facto standard" of similar products and also believe that Apple is the victim from which others simply copy inventions from.

User 1: Do you thing this ASUS laptop or that Toshiba's is faster? I got so excited after I tried Windows 7.

User 2: Neither, Windows 7 is just Windows. You should get a Mac, "it just works" and doesn't have "thousand of viruses".

User 1: Have you even use Windows 7?

User 2: No, but it is a rebrand of Windows Me and Windows Vista. No matter how much Microsoft try to copy from Mac, Windows 7 is just like putting lipstick on a pig.

Users 1: You are such a Mactard, commenting on a product you haven't even use!

by Day2Die December 6, 2009