machine gun flatulence

That sudden and startling, very loud rat-a-tatting that exits as you lean forward in a quiet restaurant.

I thought we were being targeted by a cartel for a moment but it was just my grandfather’s machine gun flatulence.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Fog-machine

When you put your vape pen inside yo girl's pussy, take a hit of it and blow it into her ass, then she slowly opens and closes her asshole; slowly releasing the smoke, like a fog machine.

Dude, last night I totally fog-machine'd Natalie at the Halloween party!

by Joseph spence November 15, 2016

Answering Machine

An object for recording messages to the person you call when they are not home.

My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished.

by Rederickfay October 26, 2004

Machinae Supremacy

A kickass Swedish alternative rock group with a video game feel to their songs.

Hey have you ever listened to Machinae Supremacy?

by jbonkerz December 23, 2003

Knockout Machine

An MMA fighter who earns all of his wins with a knockout, or with a TKO, or a referee stoppage. Examples include Chuck Liddell and Thiago Silva.

Thiago Silva showed us why they call him "The Knockout Machine" in his fight with Keith Jardine.

by Phenomenal1 September 19, 2009

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

Ralph Macchio

The sexiest mother fuka actor alive, finna make me act up in Karate Kid and the Outsiders.

Gunta: "Hey did you see Ralph Macchio in the Karate Kid, he looked sooo good"
Siena: "I know right, he looked even better in the outsiders"

by Choochie Man November 23, 2020