muffin

When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

1. When a humongous obese and disgusting girl thinks she is the hottest babe in the world and wears tight pants and small shirts making her belly pop out and look like a muffin top from a side view.
2. Also used as a way to insult a fat girl who thinks shes hot and getting away with it.

muffin by benbaggg May 13, 2008

Muffin

1. (noun) A delicious pastry, often containing fruit and sometimes nuts or chocolate

2. (noun) A sickening pet name used for one's significant other, falling under the same category as cupcake and sugarplum.

3. (verb) To squish out of the top of something; to resemble an edible muffin.

1. I LIKE MUFFINS.

2. Whoosh my wittle bitty muffin pastwy? YOU are! YOU are!

3. These jeans are too tight; my fat muffins out the top.

Muffin by Almight God of Muffins January 19, 2009

muffin

Gorgeous litte kiddy

Oh you are such a little muffin, i think i might hug you!

muffin by Leah May 28, 2003

Muffin

A muffin is a person who is very stupid and makes irrational decisions but always has a friend in fellow muffins. muffins are always up for some banter, sometimes flirty

Ella was being a right muffin today!

Muffin by Mymanisreal April 21, 2018

Muffin

(Noun) A female with a very vanilla sense of values. Her looks, her morals, everything about her is blah... When someone calls a female a "Muffin" they are referring to the type of muffin you would pick up at the local Dollar General. The kind that comes in a container and all you need to do is add water, shake it up and pour into the tin... Get the idea yet?. Very plain with no flavor.. Do yourself a favor and say NO to muffins

If a female isn't good enough to be called "Cupcake".. They are a muffin!

Muffin by Your Favorite Villain May 24, 2018

muffin

The act of Muff Munchin; The female art of eating things with da cooch.

Kelly what you doin? Just muffin' this pop-tart

muffin by wantsome August 12, 2004

muffin

One of many words from my everday use.

" Awe, muffin./ Would you like a hug, muffin?"

muffin by Kym April 15, 2005