machine fuck
machine fuck by cardinal_fan October 21, 2004
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machine gun arse by Gary Cherone June 20, 2006
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machine gunner
A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
machine gunner by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
Machine Wash
Often seen in large, populated crowds of people, it is done by finding a random female, forcing her bent over, and inserting all of your dirty laundry right into her asshole. This is shortly followed by using Downy as lube to fuck her senseless, punch her in the face, and whispering into her ear "Rinse Cycle, Start" Finish up by corking the now ripped apart asshole with a vibrator.
Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
Done often when in a rush to get poon and laundry done at the same time.
Ben: Yo, I've been digging Cindy Kim, but I cant ask her out, cause I'm busy with laundry tonight.
Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
Dean: Nah man, just take your dirty clothes and machine wash
Machine Wash by DK0N6 January 20, 2009
machine washable
A sexually transmitted disease that is curable.
machine washable by shabbitz January 22, 2009
Machine Gun Funk
"Yo Luchi bro, did you end up boning that chic?" - Dave
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi
"Nah, bypassed the BJ too. Just hit her with the machine gun funk." - Luchi
Machine Gun Funk by Ampa Lamps May 11, 2013
machine cum
Cooch pulled out his dick and machine cummed on this bitch's face. It was like the beginning of Saving Private Ryan.
machine cum by Dave and Dennis October 20, 2006