Lumberjackass

A sports fan who only tweets positive comments about his team regardless of the score of the game and regardless of the team's current rank in the standings. See also: Homer, Corporate Shill, Super Fan™

We got our asses handed to us last night, but that Lumberjackass on Twitter had nothing but great things to say about the team again.

by KrankyKanuck November 5, 2017

Lumberjack

Wanking in the trees

"Daddy what you doing In the garden?" "Man's having a lumberjack"

by Sir plops September 2, 2022

nabrasken lumberjack

When a female uses a tree limb as a dildo

Jordyn is such a nabrasken lumberjack!

by heycrippy34 March 18, 2014

iceland lumberjack

When a man puts an ice pack on his dick until it’s gets cold then yells timberr as he proceeds to smack his partner with his wood

“I hit my girl with an Iceland lumberjack jays night!”

by Widdokiddo October 12, 2018

Gay Lumberjack

Every halloween bears dress as lumberjacks because they already own a flannel shirt, so its inexpensive. Also they usually get booty shorts because they want to be slutty.

Jeff its going as a gay Lumberjack again.. ugh please more originallity

by xFlytrap October 21, 2018

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

A small Brazillian man (boy) who thinks he is a god when it comes to women, drinking and powerlifting. While in fact he would be more suited as an Oompa Loompa being pegged by a weeb.

Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness, nah more like midget man and his little chopper of cheese

by The Tired Engineer December 8, 2019

Lumberjackin

To masturbate while pooping for max efficiency thereby working with your hands while producing logs.

Yusef: "Every time I poop I masturbate real quick because if I’m already gettin rid of stuff I might as well finish the job."

Crowd: "Lumberjackin rules!"

by Trombonafide October 2, 2018