loggersexual

Hipster transplant to pacific northwest and dons flannels, a beard and Frye boots not for setting choker in the woods, but for going out to fake dive bars and getting their over-under haircut from a female, who calls herself a barber.

Where you headed? Down to the Doug Fir to drink some Pabst and listen to Bon Iver.....You're so loggersexual!

by Loggersexual August 2, 2016

loner-boner

An erection that occurs when standing on your own. These are entirely random.

The horse standing alone in the middle of the field had a giant loner-boner.

by i get bored sometimes. October 3, 2009

loner computer

a crappy school computer

dude my loner computer is so slow

by Dwarfhole2021 September 13, 2017

Lonerly

The state in which you can’t decide whether you feel lonely or if you feel like a loner

Friend: are you lonely
You: no, I’m lonerly

by Ella Opal December 8, 2018

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who leaves large turds in the toilet; so large that they cannot be flushed unless broken up with a stick. These turds resemble logs.

Someone keeps doing bloody great poos in the loo at work. Everytime someone goes in there, there it is, floating, like a bloody log, and it won't go down. We haven't found out who the culprit is yet. We call him the Phantom Logger.

by necrotising-fasciitis May 27, 2011

weiner longer

1. Making your weiner longer.

2. Making your weiner longer in the shower.
3. Making your weiner longer in only half an hour.

In song form (to Battles "Atlas"):

weiner longer, weiner longer
I'm gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
I'll do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer
takes half an hour
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' make my weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer
if I've got the power
weiner longer, weiner longer
gonna' get her flower
weiner longer, weiner longer
weiner longer, weiner longer,
do it in the shower
weiner longer, weiner longer.......repeat

Mike made his weiner longer; he did it in the shower and it only took him half an hour. Wonder if he had the power to ever get her flower?

by The Weiner Longerers July 27, 2010

loner

A person who prefers to be by themself. Usually of low self-confidence resulting from severe depression. May have had a hard up bringing. Never fit into a social group (i.e. Preppie, punk, goth, jock, etc.) Not influenced by trends or fads. Has more original likes/dislikes than the common over commercialized asshole running around. Likes things that require INTELLIGENCE to understand. Many would like to have social lives but are rejected by ignorant assholes that don't realize these people actually have feelings, thus putting the loner back even further in social development. Many times called a "psycho" or a "retard", when they're probably the smartest or sanest person in the room!

The loner is the one that doesn't get invited to the bar after work.

by cweltsch October 13, 2006