Invented in 2016, Wesamian Logic takes advantage of stupidity and applies it in a positive sense to allow for conversations that ironically, contain no logic.
Wesam: "Get me an empty cup while you're at Starbucks"
Other: "I can't, its 25 cents and I'm broke"
Wesam: "Just play some sick 50 cent beats, and they'll give you two cups"
Other: "Wow, why doesn't the rest of the world apply Wesamian Logic?"
Other: "I can't, its 25 cents and I'm broke"
Wesam: "Just play some sick 50 cent beats, and they'll give you two cups"
Other: "Wow, why doesn't the rest of the world apply Wesamian Logic?"
by FuckRubesh November 23, 2016
Get the Wesamian Logic mug.The kind of shite the UK makes up to excuse why they're so bad at Eurovision.
Examples of UK Logic include, but are not limited to, bloc voting/neighbour voting, blaming Brexit, blaming the Iraq War, blaming not being on the Euro, accusing other countries of cheating, and actively discouraging even remotely popular British artists from competing by saying the contest is "career suicide"
Examples of UK Logic include, but are not limited to, bloc voting/neighbour voting, blaming Brexit, blaming the Iraq War, blaming not being on the Euro, accusing other countries of cheating, and actively discouraging even remotely popular British artists from competing by saying the contest is "career suicide"
by Kotikotikotik April 16, 2019
Get the uk logic mug.A proposed course of action that defies all logic, conventional or unconventional, and in the end only succeeds in infuriating those who listen to it
Dropping prices from $12 to $11.5 to counter a competitor's offering of $6 for the same product is such Bagwale logic
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Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic
Sentence: Bruh this nigga usin retard logic
by TheRealistBullshit April 21, 2020
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Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked
Intellectual chad 2: You just got Brain-logical-mind-fucked
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Get the Brain-logical-mind-fuck mug.Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white
2. That taxes are "punishment"
3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries
4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"
5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.
6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating
7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.
8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
1. The belief that everything is black and white
2. That taxes are "punishment"
3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries
4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"
5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.
6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating
7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.
8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
by Thinkforaliving June 18, 2010
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