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limp penis

when you get an erection but your penis is bent like a boomerang.
Ahh Yes It seems you know you judo well . . . you sir . . . are your ready to receive . . my limp penis - Paul Charles Dozsa
by bambo15 October 7, 2017
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limp load

The action of cumming without erection due to the excessively stimulating and awesome nature of a situation.
The move that that girl just did on the dance floor was so awesome that it caused me to limp load.
by Bad Hand Work January 16, 2007
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limp bizkit

a soft penis (opposite of boner)which is almost impossible to have sex with.
He looked at a fat guy and got a limp bizkit
by TheChris5 March 4, 2009
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Limp Dickshit

The correct way of pronouncing "Limp Bizkit."
Limp Dickshit fucking sucks, and if you're mind is at the right place you'd agree also.
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limp noodle

a guy who fails to get an erection, and refuses to take viagra!
I can't believe it! That guy is a limp noodle!
by the non-limp noodle June 12, 2003
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Limp bizkit

When the penis becomes flaccid during sexual activity.
I was not able to penetrate her asshole because I went limp bizkit.
by HoochieAU February 20, 2011
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limp wrist

Gay grindcore band from New York City. short super fast songs, mostly about being gay.
I saw limp wrist play the other day, and they played good.
by alex March 30, 2005
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