Leaman

the greatest woman in the history of mankind even throug her problems she somehow finds time to make you feel loved to make you feel like the two of you are all that matter
comes from the mating of a kathy and a jeffery

omg i am so in love with that leaman!!

by curtis March 3, 2005

smesh lemmony fresh

Exceedingly good. can be used to describe anyhting which is so good that there is no word for it.

Person 1: what did you think of her arse?
Person 2: it was smesh lemmony fresh mate!

by Michael Taylor December 11, 2003

lehmanny moment

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.

Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!

by Maxwellll June 21, 2008

Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

LemmonAIDS

A fatal disease, generally contracted by spending lengthy amounts of time around the species douchebagicus lemmonus. incurable. symptoms include misanthropy, disdain for social conventions, disregard for religious beliefs, utter contempt for law enforcement, gleeful and excessive substance abuse, pyromania, public nudity, uncontrolled usage of the word fuck, and the desire to spread the affliction to as many others as possible.

all i wanted to do was go to the bar and have a good time, and i met this guy...
He gave me LemmonAIDS!

by evillemmon September 12, 2014

Leman

A mix between a man and a lemon

MM MMMM!

what dafuq bro?!
Leman taste like good!
Holy sh*t bro u good?
No, i need help. (proceeds to shit himself)

by oisindabob December 9, 2020

Lemanai

The coolest pimp having, no marky mark, ruler of Planet Drool. He reigns over all men and women, especially women. He's a tall boy with long luscious hair and even though he may seem like he's too cool for you, he probably is. He has two "personal servants" named Carmello and Nathaniel. Carmello being his favorite personal servant. Nathaniel is only there since he was left there since he was left there in his mothers dead when she had passed from the "10,000 Calorie Hot Cheetos Challenge!" in one day. He also has a best budd buddy boy toy (pause) cool ultra light beam kanye west Bfb da pacman Teejayx6 manapua man loving man child best friend named Elijah. He also has a Comedic/Rap and/or Trio and podcast in the workshop named, "Alvin and The Pimpmunks Trademarked." He is basically the best persono to have when asking for world domination manapua man domination. He a cool cool no boofy boofy goofy goofy type of niga.

Carmello: What do you want me to do with the leftover sugar cubes that I received from cleaning?
Lemanai: Just feed it to the dog!
Carmello: I'm sorry almighty powerful big man socially vulnerable at the right time and isn't afraid of having a vulnerable moments a the right time unlike me with my bitch ass.
Lemanai: Shut up already Carmello!
Carmello: Yes sir, I'm sorry!
Elijah: Haha, yessir. Get down on your knees naker and call me baby (Pause) sike no one like yo punk ass bitch ass mark ass stupid ass dumb ass manapua man loving ol terio from popeyes ol "ET Bone Hoe" loving rule 34 ass weird ass wraith is waifu no friends social anxiety you need a therapist to talk to since you don't have any friends haha lonely ass nigga only pussy you get is scar and the on you came out of ol no friends having ass bitch get some friends with yo stupid islander having ass shut the hell up before I bomb your island stupid hawaiian.
*Meanwhile*
Nathaniel: Time to eat my "10,00 Calories Hot Cheeto Challenge" or as I like to call it, "The Nathaniel Everyday" challenge!

by Rick Danchez January 11, 2021