when are left hand

An entry to make Bill giggle:

something you say when you are out of other ideas, or need to confuse the person you are talking to

Your getting mugged:

Mugger: Hey! give me your money
You: oh!?! hey, when are left hand!!!
Mugger:???

Mugger runs away.

by jrmiller February 22, 2008

left hand typing

When you've just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. You have to type the message with solely your left hand.

Dude, so I was masturbating last night, and then I got a message from Susan! I started left hand typing, and before I knew it we were hours into a conversation and I hadn't even washed up!

by Eattheirdead May 6, 2011

Left-Handed Shake

Usually in Afghanistan the left handed shake is a very famous gesture. When someone tries to shake hands with you using their left hand it means they have nothing but hate, disrespect, rageful anger and enmity for you. If you shake their left hand you then you should expect something bad coming on your way if you don’t shake his left hand then your accepting defeat and showing everyone that your a coward. Nowadays it’s mostly used between huge rival Gangs and Mafia’s in Afghanistan.

Left-handed Shake is a another form of declaration of war against another person, group, or family

by Katemiller1321 December 1, 2020

Left handed person

A person who is left handed uses their left hand instead of the right and probably is homosexual (Gay).

Left handed Nigga: uses left hand
Left handed Nigga=GAY
Left handed person is BIG GAY

by Mark benighton January 16, 2020

left hand man

The lowest ranking male in a gang bang with 3 or more guys and only one woman.

"Ron Jeremy wasn't always the king of the porn world. Rumor has it he was originally the left hand man in a few John Holmes movies (citation needed)."

by buster chestnutz March 30, 2010

left-hand metamodernism

A meta-theory of the self-imago (self-image) in which the conscious is oriented to be emergent from sentiment.

Meta-idealism of the avant-garde.

Left-hand metamodernism argues that self-image (subjective irony) is emergent from sentiment.

by metawave February 19, 2019

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017