lay a hump

to take part in sexual intercourse; to fuck.

Oh baby, when I get home from work tonight I'm gonna lay a hump in you!

by Katiekatlovesherrat February 10, 2009

lay a bait

The act of taking a shit outdoors, especially in the Australian outback. Bait is a reference to poisoned meat left out to control feral dogs and foxes.

Hey mate can you light the camp fire while I go and lay a bait?

by naughty_warwick November 3, 2013

Layage

Derives from the word "laid"

F: Dude! What happened on your date? Did you get laid?
R: Indeed I did, i just got some major layage.

by epitome23 July 11, 2009

Layanah

Layanah’s are beautiful girls. They are so sweet and kind. All of the guys love her but only one lucky guy gets that in return. They have a big groups of friends that all like her for her.

Xiander : omg who is that girl
Joshua : that’s Layanah. Isn’t she gorgeous?
Xiander : uh duh I want her!
Joshua : too late she’s taken ;)

by Harriet Oakley May 14, 2018

to lay a floor pizza

To vomit, to throw up, so that your chili beans and paprika and beer form a nice, pizza-like shape on the floor in front of you.

Tony laid a few floor pizzas last night after he went to the club.

by Mennoowh November 30, 2004

Lay a loaf

Taking a massive shit. Used frequently by Andy Sipowicz on NYPD Blue.

I chowed down at Taco Bell eating a dozen Chaloopas; I gotta go lay a loaf on the bowl.

by Simon October 14, 2004

lay a cable

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003