Smocha Latte

An alternative term for "wake and bake" - To smoke marijuana in the morning upon waking or shortly thereafter, as if drinking a "mocha latte" in the morning. Term often used as code among smokers to tell one another that they had smoked marijuana that morning. (Origin: SE Ohio)

Yeah, man, woke up and had myself a smocha latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) latte. (long pause) laahhh teeeeiiiiiyyy... laaaaaaaa... shit, I forgot what I was saying.

by VonJost July 20, 2011

skinnilla latte

starbuck's nickname for the skinny (sugar free and fat free) vanilla latte

hi, i'd like one iced grande skinnilla latte to go please.

by lilflo July 13, 2011

Latte Lunch

having little to no time for chowing down, but needing a pick me up, a person grabs a latte for lunch instead of food.

"Damn! Meeting ran late and I only have 15 minutes for lunch - guess I'm going to do a Latte Lunch, again!"

by Sylavendara March 14, 2010

j'men latte

"J'men latte" is the art of not giving a fuck. Originating from BC, this art is said to be the secret to a long and unstressful life.

"- Hey have you seen what happened recently in the newspaper?

-No, j'men latte"
Or

"- Do you not care about me at all?
-No, j'men latte, bye felicia !"

by El Vegan May 3, 2018

Gay Latte

Extra Shot, Vanilla, Skinny, Vendi Latte

A starbucks coffee order: "Can I have Gay Latte please"

by whambar July 13, 2013

Pill Latte

When you mix your medication...like xanax or valium with a glass of wine

My son recently passed I am surving this with my pill lattes...not really a good idea but works

by Just Me The Griz August 20, 2011

Latte butt

The type of ass that a person gains from way too much ice cream, and two whole milk lattes a day. All the milk fat goes straight to the butt, creating something resembling a Kardashians ass. It is almost perfectly round and typically attracts a flock of fuckboys very quickly.

"My friend has some serious latte butt, but with those pants I'm not complaining."

by Chronus Pseudonymous October 30, 2018