lactard

a person who is lactose intolerant

"Babu do you want to get some ice cream?" "Sorry Jasminda, I cant eat ice cream - Im a lactard."

by Babu May 19, 2003

LAGTAG

Portmanteau contraction of "Loose-Aggressive/Tight-Aggressive". In poker, someone who plays a style somewhere between tight-aggressive (TAG) and loose-aggressive (LAG), raising and reraising a wider range of hands than might seem wise, but doing so with judgment and care, picking opportunities carefully. Often a LAGTAG player will seem to be playing a wide range of hands indiscriminately, when actually they are playing tightly against strong opponents and loosely against weaker ones. Because of their perceived looseness, a LAGTAG can get more action from a TAG than another TAG would.

The local Vegas rocks and nits didn't have what it take to play against the seeming tourist's LAGTAG style.

by pokershaman September 15, 2013

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015

laffa

a person that is always energetic,positive,big man, also a sandwich.

Whats up LAFFA.

by Areas October 22, 2018

Lafayette

He's taking his horse by the reins making Redcoats redder with bloodstains and he's never going to stop until he makes them drop and burn them up and scatter their remains, he's Lafayette.

Lafayette: "The unrest in France will lead to oarchy. Onarchy? how you say, how you say, oh, anarchy!"

by Randumber June 17, 2020

Lafambulo

A guy who is toxic and absolutely epic at the same time.

Guy 1: Hey bro, have you seen Jack? He is so toxic, but I somehow like him.
Guy 2: Yeah, he is definitely a lafambulo!

by mochiifriend January 3, 2021

lafane

The person you can depend on amazing,fun,loyal and weird but in a beautiful way the person you can share inside jokes with. Everybody loves lafane sheesh.

Look at that amazing and dependable person. Oh it’s lafane

by CaringMuffin November 22, 2021