Offside Merchant. Joined Real Madrid only to ruin the team by interrupting his teammates. Complains when his teammates don't feed him easy tap-ins. Get's owned by offside traps and ghosted his first El Clasico
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Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"
Normal person: "LMFAOOOO, Kylian Offsidebappe lost El Clasico and got caught offside everytime"
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Legend says that when Alejandro & Kylian are coming for your man, you can hear a very special song: "Ma chatte, ta chatte, vos chattes... SONT A NOUS!!!!". If you ever find yourself in this situation, run for your life. Nobody can escape A&K's horniness.
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Of course, it's A&K.
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My mom's thongs smell like Alejandro and Kylian.. Have they fucked again?
Of course, it's A&K.
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