keefe

retard

you are such a keefe

by teeth keefe May 12, 2014

Kweefette

A girl who has the ability of kweef on regular occasions or at any given time. This can either be uncontrollable or on desired occasions.

Dan: "Hey James, do you shag Jessica last night?"

James: "Yeah, it was good and all, but she's such a Kweefette."

by Porridge18 October 23, 2011

kweef

(Noun) Slang for vagina, usually used to describe a very bad smell.

Normal Guy: Aw, dude it stinks in here! Don't you smell it?

Sick Guy #1: Ahhh, glorious... isn't it?

Sick Guy #2: Yes, indeed. I do love the smell of kweef in the morning.

Normal Guy: ......You guys are fucking douches.

by Miner 69'er September 14, 2008

keefer reefer

that's the bunk weed ya mexicans been grown

like sayin its shit

yo I don't want to buy ya keef reef
yo I don't want ya keefer reefer

by John Carter March 2, 2005

kweef

a jujub or soft candy that elementary school kids use as a funny insult

kid 1: trick or treat smell my feet gemme sumthing good to "insert name" is a kweef!
kid 2: HAHAHAH lol

by ARCANE(zan) November 17, 2006

Kweef

Someone who acts gay for a laugh but is very straight, they make look gay but not nessecerily are, they may just like to take pride in there appearance or just like to look good. They are usually increadibly vain

Robbie: Your so gay
Me: Thats not what your mum was saying last night.
Robbie: What?
Me: Yeh i'm not gay, i'm just kweef

by Coopie June 27, 2005

Keefering

Anal Sex. The act of giving anal pleasure to another, predominantly male-male.

"I just got a good keefering"

by guska January 7, 2009