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konek

Malaysian term for penises, rarely used but well known among the Kelantanese district. the rarely used terms is also due to the fact that the word is by far the cutest word being used to represent penis. mainly only being used among underage kids.
"hey macha, look at that boy konek. so small ah" said that Ah Keong The Pedo to the hawker.
by fag_goes_to_hell34 December 31, 2016
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Kornelius

Kornelius is a good person, he is not easy to love people, but if he loves someone he will not let go, the person is funny, and easy to talk to, if you have friends or something more called Cornelius you are very lucky
What an amazing person
Im kornelius
by Butet September 27, 2018
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The Kroeger

When a man has no friends, no money, and no sense, he doubles over to fellate himself.

Most partakers are from Alberta.
*Once after a Nickelback concert, featuring the dulcit tones of one Chad Kroeger, I fell down my stairs naked and my junk got stuffed into my northern trunk. It was then that I realized I had just done The Kroeger. What else could I do, "it was soft and required a lot of pulling.".

*See Playoby, April 2008.
by Capt Scotty March 11, 2008
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konek

dia suka main konek.
by maniam May 11, 2006
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Chad Kroeger

The hideous singer of the equally hideous band Nickelback Often referred to in Australia by radio station Triple M as the paddlepop lion, a popular ice cream icon due to his "post grunge" grotesqueness. Also bears uncanny resemblence to Scott Stapp of Creed, both physically and musically. Composes "hit" songs all of which seem to centre around a faux existential protagonist (himself) wallowing in sentimentality after heartbreak. Recently called out for his recycling of the bland "You remind me" for new single "Photograph", the two having the exact same guitar riffs and "melodies", but with Nickelback this is par for the course. For some bizzare reason has sold approximately 20 million records worlwide 13.5 million in the usa alone, i blame this on the mediocrity of mtv and america in general. This man is a shame to the wonderful Canadian music industry and in fact Canada itself. Was owned whilst performing at a metal festival in Portugal when a corageous audience member threw rocks at him, after which he stormed offstage. Charged in September 06 with drunk driving, we have yet to hear another agonising musical memoir documenting this travesty but undoubtedly in will go double platinum upon its release.
jack: "Is that Scott Stapp?"
sally: "nooo it's Chad Kroeger"
harry: "but it looks like the Paddlepop lion!"

I feel like drowning my existentialist sorrows in burboun, remedial guitar riffs and annoying raspy vocals-I've been Chad Kroegered.
by Hehpf182 November 23, 2006
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Krogerian

1. Someone who is employed at or frequents any one Kroger supermarket.

2. Language spoken by employees of Kroger. The most common words that appear in a Krogerian sentence are curse words.
1. "Carol's been a Krogerian for twenty-plus years."

2. A greeting in both English and Krogerian

In English: "Hello!"

In Krogerian: "Hey, ya piece of shit!"
by Vern Tooley December 12, 2006
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Krusty Korner

When you masturbate and nut into the corner of your bed and it collectively adds up and dries into one crusted being. The Krusty Korner.
Damn dude you crusted your krusty korner 23 times this week?
by zennxk April 23, 2018
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