kristian

a cute as boyfriend that loves u no matter what happens and then u think that he think u like someone else but really u have fallen more deeply in love with him then you think

him: "whos that?"
her: "well hes my kristian"
him: "uh but that means...."
her: "yeah i know"

him: "ok.."

by ok fineeee September 14, 2020

The Kristian Effect

The Kristian metaphor relates to someone whose reputation (usually lies spread by ex fuck boys) is that of a harlot, and one with an IQ lower than that of Forrest Gump, but is in fact not a harlot and quite intelligent; far more than the average fuck boy believes. Often simple projection but on a larger scale.

"Everyone thinks I'm a dumb slut, but usually the guys I date and it's always THEM who cheat and quite frankly, are as slow as a Windows 98 with 2k songs downloaded by Napster. Why does the Kristian Effect have to curse ME?!?!"

by Flopstar89 July 2, 2023

Kristian

Kristian, there is no other like him, he’s really caring and watches out for others to the best of his ability, very sweet kind boy with some tantrums here and there but hes a gem worth for a lifetime. When he loves he loves like no one else can, not only does this precious boy have a good heart but he also has the looks! He fails to see it, you see he is a humble boy, beautiful soul one would love to spend their life with him, kristian is like a baby a protective one too. Mi querido esposo no one else could replace my beautiful kristian bebe el es mi vida mi amor mi nene lo amo lo quiero<3 bebe when you see this i hope you see how much I really love you, words can’t explain it all fully but if you can see it even by 1% id be happy becsuse that means i have a future lifetime where i can show you eachday my love until it reached 100% or ♾️.

“I love Kristian, I don’t ever wanna lose him”
“Kristian? The lovely boy that girl always talked about?”

by Bello yoshi January 16, 2024

Kristian Jim

The most amazing person ever! Always finding ways to have fun and do crazy things. Will do anything to make you feel better even if it makes him look stupid and will probably embarrass you. He doesn’t care what other people think. Very loud! He always smells good. Lives life to the fullest always having fun. He always knows exactly what to say to make you feel better. This is the kristian Jim I know, I would be lost without him.He is super humble,kind,intellegent person I know,So if you have Kristian Jim name Don't him,he is worth it to keep and to be your friend.

This one guy named Kristian Jim that is AMAZING!!

Kristian Jim is a humble person I know.

by Namshin June 8, 2021

kristian

Kristian is a guy with a very short dick and the most annoying person on earth he might be the worst boyfriend you can get

hey Kristian are you coming over tonight

by Camellotion May 1, 2018

dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you

Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian

by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023

Kristian Kostov

THE FUCKIN HOTTEST SINGER AND SONGWRITER ON EARTH,

HES SO HOT AND KILLS EVERYTHING WITH JUST BREATHING. HES AN ADORABLE BULGARIAN/RUSSIAN SINGER AND IS SO PRETTY

Go check his social medias
Instagram
- @Kristian_Kostov_official
Twitter
-@KristianKostov_
YouTube
-Kris Kostov
Facebook
[e-mail]
Ask.fm
-@ KrisikKostiv (Кристиан Костов)

STRANGER: Do you know this Kristian Kostov boy?
Me: LET ME MARRY HIM PLEASE

"You look like Kristian Kostov" - meaning for Awesomazing

"The floor is lava" = "The floor is Kristian Kostov" you generally let yourself fall down to the floor and kiss it then.

by I'm very hungry November 28, 2017