knock knock

knock knock whos there shartonmis

Shartonmishoe
Funny hahahahahahahahah I sharted myself of laughin

by Betty Sollocks (sweaty bollock) March 30, 2004

knock knock knocking on every door

when you go around knocking on every door you can find and when you open it you have to say

Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door
Knock-knock-knockin' on heaven's door, eh yeah

WOW you knock knock knocking on every door

by myrealnameisjeffandpeopleyas November 15, 2017

Knocking

A “knocking” is a gun.

“BIG KNOCKING ON MY BODY, WATCH WHO YOU SPEAKING TO”
- POP SMOKE

by NOTSOBAD September 21, 2020

Knock knock soak

The act of farting a huge gift against the door of your bathroom while your lover takes a long steamy hot sexy bath

As emma lay in her candle lit bathroom, with the essential oils and epsom steam filling the air.... she heard a loud rancid Crunk at the door....

Oh not another knock knock soak she screamed.... as the smell of smylas fart seeped under the door

by Swooshbeast November 06, 2023

Knock-Knock Fest

The rapping of one's knuckles across perky breasts-a way to please yourself by drumming your hands on a girl's front. Arousal is usually expected.

Matt: "So how'd it go with Jack last night?"

Danielle: "Well, we had a bit of a knock-knock fest, and now I'm all sore. But he's in a better mood than ever!"

Matt: "Okay, then."

by Lord Blackness March 29, 2014

knock

Fake, not real, phony.

"You aint real, *N!99a* you's a knock."
or
"Whatever dude you's a knock."

by Sunnie-D July 09, 2007

Knock

A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.

The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).

Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."

Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."

by Reenix October 24, 2009