the job's fucked/knackered

Despite your best efforts, a task or assignment has met with total failure.

' I've tried everything, but it's not going to happen.The job's fucked/knackered'.

by Finbarthebad August 18, 2007

Dripping like a knackered fridge

A lady, young or otherwise in a state of high arousal.....often used in N.E Scotland.

Thon Quine wis richt horny, she wis dripping like a knackered fridge.
Or “dreepin like a knackered fridge “

by Sweet JB October 20, 2020

Lower Decker Knacker Jacker

Term to define the males undergarments that would typically lift the testicles or gonads. The more effective type are defined as a jock strap

I had a great pair of lower decker knacker jackers on.

His lower decker knacker jackers chaffed his nuts.

by baabaam May 14, 2022

Tapper knacker

When a women taps the knacker sack with her index finger.

Boo can you tapper knacker me please

by The knacker tapper September 13, 2021

aqua knacker

To live on a boat

He docked his boat like a boss, he must be a aqua knacker

by Softnut July 1, 2015

Knacker

An unemployed hooligan on the prowl for chaos

He was given the ick by a group of knackers.

by Spooderman_xxi February 9, 2025

Knackered

Exhausted from a first date.

When you come home after being out all night doing wild stuff with this girl you just met and your brother who’s still up wants you to hang with him and his friends in the computer room, “sorry boys I’m f*cking knackered.”

by McRibbie March 13, 2020