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KMS Tirpitz 

Tirpitz was the second Bismarck-class battleship built for Nazi Germany's navy during the Second World War. Named after Grand Admiral Tirpitz, the architect of the Imperial Navy Like her sister ship Bismarck Tirpitz was armed with a main battery of eight 15 in guns in four twin turrets. After a series of wartime modifications, she was 2000 tones heavier than Bismarck, making her the heaviest battleship ever built by a European navy.

in early 1941, Tirpitz served as the center piece of the Baltic Fleet intended to prevent a break-out of Soviet Baltic Fleet. In early 1942, the ship sailed to Norway to act as a deterrent against an Allied invasion.in Norway, Tirpitz was also intended to be used to intercept Allied convoys to the Soviet Union, . Tirpitz acted as a fleet in being, forcing the British Royal Navy to retain significant naval forces in the area to contain the battleship.
In September 1943, Tirpitz, along with Scharnhorst, bombarded Allied positions on Spitzbergen, the only time the ship used her main battery in an offensive role. then the ship was damaged in an attack by British submarines air raids. in 1944, British bombers with "Tallboy" bombs 3 hits that caused the ship to capsize rapidly. A fire spread to the magazine for her main battery turrets, which an explosion. between 950 to 1,204 crew members died Between 1948 and 1957, the wreck was scraped by a joint Norwegian and German salvage operation.
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be right back, killing myself

The phrase is heavily sarcastic
Phoebe: Ate your leftovers, hope you don't mind.
Jeff: brb kms
brb kms by ER#0R April 2, 2016
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I wanna kms 

When someone feels so bad they wanna kill themselves but won’t actually do it because it’s too much work
Ugh I Have homework I wanna kms
I wanna kms by Lol dead dad September 7, 2022

Fuck this shit im kms-ing

This sentence originates from M3RKMUS1C's channel and is used as another way of saying fuck this shit im out and then usually commit suicide in the game.

"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"
"Oh look double disaster, Fuck this shit im kms-ing"

finna kms 

A way to say "I want to kill myself" if you are a poor gang member living inside a run-down neighborhood, or are a black man.
John: Hi Joe! What are you planning this weekend?

Adam: Finna kms.

John: What?
finna kms by LargeWillyHaver59 December 19, 2017

Catherine KMS 

shes kinda stinky, honestly like if she even reads this. She should know that im amazing and not her.

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#nohatecatherine
"do you know Catherine KMS?"

"No i dont?"
"that sucks LOOLL"
Catherine KMS by Maddy the rat September 6, 2023

resting kms face 

It's like resting bitch face except you just look like you're about to off yourself
Friend 1: hey are you okay? You look really sad.

Friend 2: oh yeah! I just have resting kms face.
resting kms face by Schuii September 4, 2018