klaproth

A klaproth is somebody that is drastically obese and still wear crop tops

Wow show is a klaproth and she thinks she's skinny

by Kaine jdjsjsk March 12, 2017

klapper

It is used to describe someone that is super outgoing with BIG DICK ENERGY. A Klapper is usually a nice person that everyone likes and he is a very nice guy. He is very funny, has light brown hair and greenish blueish eyes. Everyone wants to have a Klapper as a friend.

Guy: Hey gurl let me help you with that HEAVY box.
Gurl: Wow your name must definetly be Klapper, because you are the man of my dreams. PLEASE MARRY ME.

by Timmy_turn_yourworldupsidedown September 18, 2018

Klaus of Paris

When you are having sex doggy-style with a lady and you are eating cheesecake off of her back.

“Hey baby wanna come over for some Netflix and Klaus of Paris?!”

by Kaikoji March 3, 2019

Kapsula

The kapsula is from Algeria and is the descendent of an alien species that landed near Al Salah. That is where he got the name Kapsula. Kapsula doesn’t eat cheese. Its food of choice is salmon. Kapsula cannot be explained. He once ate subway for a year straight. If you find him, you must bring him in for further studies.

Kapsula! How can you eat with no food in your fridge?

Response from kapsula: it’s okay man I have salmon.

by Algerian farmer February 15, 2022

pull a jon klaasen

when you wear a pair of timbs, or any kind of boots with a pair of ripped jeans

if you are pulling a jon klaasen it's probably during the summer although you can pull a jon klaasen anytime of year given that jon wears boots and ripped jeans year round

"Should I pull a Jon Klaasen today and wear my timbs?"

by papajonklaasen July 18, 2017

Klansplaining

When a racist tries to explain to you how a racist situation somehow wasn't racist at all.

Oh gosh, thank you for klansplaining that for me.

by XansMom May 31, 2018

Klaus mikaelson

Klaus is the sexy original hybrid we all love. He is from the show the vampire diaries and the originals, with an older smexy brother called Elijah. Also Klaroline should have been endgame.

Friend: do you know who Klaus mikaelson is?

Me: ofc he is the sexy original hybrid

by A tonick shipper December 31, 2020