Kim Jong Un

greasy haired fat man with a large assortment of nuclear weapons

kim jong un is dummy thicc

by NotATakenUsername May 17, 2022

Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.

I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.

by Mi gusta November 26, 2017

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

The Kim Jong Un

The act of disappearing for a couple of weeks or even months to eventually show up rather unexpected.

Justin: Wow! That’s a long time ago. You lost some weight.

Leo: Yeah I was kinda fed up with everything so I had to do The Kim Jong Un for a while.
Justin: Alright man, good to have you back.

by Uhhhhhhidk1888 March 8, 2022

Kim Jong-un

Ruler of North Korea that cried because birth rates in the country was falling.

Oh please, if Kim Jong-un had fed his country well enough then this definition wouldn't have been written right now.

by Empress Kristi December 30, 2023

Southpark Kim Jong-un

Southpark, or Northpark Kim Jong-un is a short, asian Southpark character, only he's not from Southpark, he's from Northpark. North Korea, more like. *wink*

Here's a picture of him now: h ttps://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSflrJ5CvKRvhWIYPwnMxlMGqkM6e--zpSgVQ&usqp=CAU
You might want to remove the space in between to see the picture.

Southpark Kim Jong-un......More like North Korea Kim Jong-un!
Ha! A real knee-slapper!

by PORGSSSS October 17, 2023

Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole

Man, that guy is such a Kim Jong Un.

by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025