kevin

may be a difficult name to pronounce but when u meet him you will realize he has a quality toothbrush.

boy- how do u say that kids name
fag- i think its kevin
boy- oh yea
fag did u know his oral-b toothbrush is out of this world
boy- learn something new every day

by garbage truck up yo ass November 28, 2011

kevin

Total fucktard loser with a need for chicken skin uppercuts.

Kevin loves the cock.

by Andyarky May 18, 2016

kevin

Basicilly a kid with the smallest dick you have ever seen. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports but has knee problems. Has a great sense of humor.

kevin has the smallest dick ever

by BLARGE79 February 15, 2017

kevin

a prick with no life that likes evry girls but is still a sexist prick

kevin is such a sexist prick

by slimecraft2565 May 4, 2018

kevin

only wears Philly cloths with glasses/sun glasses. he makes weird faces and makes noises that sound like a dying buffalo.
everyone thinks he is gay, but no one knows. a kevin can be found in a group with girls. mainly a kevin is complaining or gossiping.

yo i heard kevin is gay

by thatkidwillabigear October 15, 2011

kevin

A big bulky huge child blonde child that looks like a super hero also mistaken for a red headed ginger

why does that kid look like a super hero... oh wait it's a Kevin

by Slimegirl635 February 16, 2017

kevin

Kevin is a lonely person who likes to suck his own peepee because he is the Gaylord of Gay town, his favorite thing to do is to have intercourse with himself and his Dad (he will only have intercourse with his Dad is pleased if he c's all over his Dad's mouth and face and up his Dad's bootyhole). His favorite person is his teacher because he had a peepee transplant from him because Kevin's peepee is 1 atom long, and his teacher peepee is a micro peepee, but he was the only donor so he made it up to him by having intercourse with him every day.

A wild Kevin will try and suck you peepee, booty, or girl's chest dry into a shriveled privacy area.

by Kingman28 November 5, 2019