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Kitchenista

A sassy cook such as wife, mother or friend that can cook up just about anything in her kitchen. She has fun and enjoys the entire process! a Kitchenista aims to impress!

Is sassy with her cooking attire.
OMG, she is such a Kitchenista

She has so much fun cooking, what a Kitchenista!

She has a Kichenista fashion when cooking, what a cute apron!
by KNCompton April 20, 2010
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Kitchen table blues

Another typical pointless night of you and your friends doing drugs and drinking at a kitchen table at home, instead of going to a bar or disco. The fact that people keep changing the music you have just put on, seems to be considered normal, as well as a constant wave of racist/sexist slurs.
Carl: He john, how was your weekend?

John: Mwah, kitchen table blues with steve and dan.

Carl: You should really go out more dude.

John: Yeah, i know.
by Rostiboots April 5, 2011
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Kitchen Crawler

Individuals, often of the rather portly variety, who hunker down and set up shop in multi-resident common area Kitchens to engage in extensive study and partake in incessant culinary practice.
Bro, those Kitchen Crawlers never leave the Kitchen, it's like they live there.
by max imumcapacity120 September 27, 2023
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disco kitchen

A converted regular kitchen, where bombs are dropped on four decks on any given Saturday night.
I was over at Shaneo's disco kitchen and shit was getting real
by brushoom September 20, 2015
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Put it in the kitchenaid

When things just aren’t going your way and you have no more options left, don’t worry! The Kitchenaid can solve all of your problems!
Your mom grounded you and took your phone?
Put her in the kitchenaid

You dropped your phone in the toilet?
Put it in the kitchenaid

Your boss won’t give you a raise?
Put em in the kitchenaid

Your grades are terrible???
Put them in the kitchenaid
by Putitinthekitchenaid April 10, 2019
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scientologist soup kitchen

A myth. No such thing. This is about as non-existant as a unicorn. Scientology goes after only rich people by enticing them with "Celebrity Centers". The Church of Scientology does not have any outreach for the poor. If you can not afford to join they do not want you.
"You hear 'bout our boy Marcus scoring a Maybach?"

"Hell no! That is about as real as a Scientologist soup kitchen. Marcus is a damn liar."
by eze in the Durty South February 12, 2009
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Kitchen Asshole

A "person" who offers to pick up a beverage or snack from the kitchen while they are in there and then conveniently forgets to bring it back to you.
I guess I'll go get a soda, looks like Kitchen Asshole strikes again.
by Factotem1 December 9, 2016
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