A guy that plays way too much rocket league and overwatch. Man has a tiny dick but likes to pull it out for any guy walking across the street. He loves cheese dip but only homemade (Must use giant block). He has two kittens who will absolutely tear up his apartment. An absolute menace as soccer. Oh and He's a dickhead. An absolute timebomb. Tick tock tick tock
Kade randomly pulls his cock out for the guy walking down the road.
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games
That guy has to be named Kade, he plays way too many video games
by beep beep bop beep June 13, 2023
Kade is someone who is a good person, cares about others and is soft, so better take care of her/him. They're a great person don't let them go.
by Unknown! November 24, 2017
Addicted to Sophie got a big cock loves fucking Jack Michael’s bum hole and never fails to impress in the bed with Jack
by Dbdhdbefggh July 18, 2021
The most attractive and amazing guy you’ll ever meet. Fluffy brunette hair and chocolate eyes, he is truly the ideal “love of my life”. He has the cutest artstyle and a cuter attitude. Hot personality and a hotter voice. He’s so kind and bubbly and full of respect. Very gay gay homosexual gay, and i love him for that. Super good at getting his partner excited but also super good at loving and caring for them. Will make your heart and knees weak
by Valeixx_Dreamsonym November 20, 2022
Kade is a great guy who is good at the sex. Some may know him better as the “pussy slayer”. He knows exactly what he’s doing and how to get the job done.
by Freaky drika April 02, 2022
Kade is a massive ass. he is a dick to every person he encounters, no one likes kade. HE IS A FUCKBOY BEWARE. he may be cute but he's trouble. He's a pedo. He kisses girls like is nothing, and also he's a shit kisser.
by caraalol0987 March 27, 2019
Girl 1: oo that guys HOT do you think he would go out with me?
Girl 2:i don't know man, that guys a total Kade
Girl 1: yeaaa OH WAIT HE IS A KADE! imma get lucky tonight
Girl 2:i don't know man, that guys a total Kade
Girl 1: yeaaa OH WAIT HE IS A KADE! imma get lucky tonight
by crazydemi January 03, 2022