jonathan

a very handsome young man who loves his girlfriend.he is funny and smart and very athletic.he will always step up when you need him to and will do anything he can to make you feel better.when times are hard he will always be there to lend you a shoulder to cry on. this sexy beast is passionate and respectful, but mess with his baby girl and he can cause some serious damage.he loves to get high and he loves to make love,he will always put your needs first.in any, he is the best person to be around.

jonathan will always be there in your time of need

by beeb420 August 17, 2017

Jonathan

A sexy lady killer with fantastic blond hair, dazzling blue eyes, and perfect abs. Jonathans are definately the best men to love and have the best humor a girl can ask for. A Jonathan usually gets the hot babes, but sadly to get the good girls he must turn down others that are only slightly less attractive. Usually they are extremely athletic and sometimes have hot nicknames like the lady killer, the white mamba, and even sometime a sexy panther. Jonathans are out to steal a girls heart and usually succeed.

Girl: Aah Jonathan is so perfect i could just die!
Girl 2: Well too bad because he mine!!
Girl 3: No he's mine!!
(the girls start a merciless fistfight)
Jonathan: Ladies, ladies please. All though you have all won multiple Miss USA awards, none of you are at my level. I'm sorry
Girl 2: I'm sorry we fought, we just all wanted you
Girl 3: I knew it was too good to be true ;(

by baseballer4269 June 19, 2013

Jonathan

An amazing and very sexy man who always thinks of others before himself. He is normally an amazing boyfriend/husband/friend who always finds the small things that you like and will do anything to make you happy. Every girl wishes that they could have him as a boyfriend/husband, but he only picks sweet, classy, innocent women who are normally extremely attractive. He is always an amazing listener who never wants to hurt the ones that he loves.

Fat Girl: Man, I wish I could be with Jonathan, I've been in love with him forever and he never seems to date me or see me that way.
Friend: Yeah, you have to be a special type of person to be with a Jonathan. I hear Jonathans are very picky.

by enclosed October 18, 2010

Jonathan Phillips

Also known as Mr Phillips
Is a hoe with the longest fucking backstory I've ever heard. Will immediately tell you about the German kids he taught. Has the tightest pants I've ever fucking seen, so his dick is always on show. Has a fucked up hairline.

Student 1: Oh no, it's Jonathan Phillips
Student 2: Hide!
Both students hide under a table.

by Bentbackpaddywak June 12, 2019

Jonathan Joestar

My life sucks, a blonde bitch baked my dog

"Okay calm down bro u are just Jonathan Joestar"

by neomiely November 22, 2021

Father Jonathan's

A verbose way of saying Papa John's, an international pizza chain.

Bro I can't believe John Schnatter, the man behind Father Jonathan's, ate 40 pizzas in 30 days. Also he said racial slurs!

by my name is not billy February 21, 2021

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla

This surgeon works closely with the Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya and Dr. Ankur Saraiya practices and lives in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York.

The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiya in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York assisted with Samantha Thomas.

Dr. Ankur Saraiya: drugged Samantha Thomas on the evening of 08/01/2020

Dr. Jonathan Nakhla, and The Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Sariaya who lives in New York City, New York and Cornelius, North Carolina caused the Death of 24-Year-Old: Samantha Thompson

by MichaelKent March 8, 2023