JP 

He's the sports guy!

"Hey, did you watch the Sharks game?"

"No, how was it?"

"I didn't watch. Ask JP, he watched it, he's the sports guy!"

JP by shipoopiegamer32 October 8, 2019

JP 

Jiggly Puff. A girl that is very fat but thinks they are good at everything. They try to play sports but cannot because of their weight.

We nicknamed a girl “JP” because of how overweight she was

JP by Penisfucka December 10, 2019

JP 

Acronym for Junior Pothead.

This is a person who is new to the world of marijuana and does not yet understand the unwritten rules and courtesy’s of consuming cannabis.
They often fuck up.

JP: bro I Messed up hard last night
SS: what’d you do?
JP: I snapped the bong in half.
SS: ah you JP.

JP by Bingle mccringleberry February 6, 2020

JP 

A JP stands for a Jewish Princess. In the US they usually say JAP (Jewish American Princess) but us Jews in the uk feel left out.

She’s such a JP omg did you see how she was over reacting when she had to use the train!

JP by Jewish girl April 7, 2020

JP 

Imagine the simpiest of simps times 1652. He eats fat shit every day of his life and should not live in the mortal coil called earth. He also acts super cool and thinks he is too when in all actuality hes a lil bitch nigga.

Cool kid: Is that the BIGGEST JP SIMP OF ALL TIME
Normal kid: HOLY FUCK IT IS

JP by FNDSFDSHJFHDSJAFHDIAHHHFGDJABF April 15, 2020

JP 

absolute cunt

"yo did u see jp"?, "no hes an absolute cunt"

JP by Stuka_Strika March 14, 2020

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Just pooping

Hey I thought jp was just playing

No it’s just poopin

jp by The_lag_is_real June 29, 2020