jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation...

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering.

by Rob May 13, 2005

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Ass Jousting

To ram or punch asses together in an synchronous motion, and moaning like a dead fish

mike smith got caught ass jousting with a black kid from georgia

by Daniel December 14, 2003

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Jousting

To go hill walking with platonic male friends all the while exchanging jokes about rimming, sodomy and friends who may or may not be serial murderers. Usually takes place on a Sunday afternoon.

Peter: "Hey John, the weather looks alright outside, fancy going jousting this afternoon."

John: "Yeah that sounds good. I have access to the Freestyler this afternoon so I'll pick you up around 1pm"

by John McDonnell January 16, 2007

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Jolstering

When a group of 2 or more people raise another over there shoulders in a celebratory manner.

They couldn't help but giving him a good jolstering after the stellar performance.

by Super Chewbacca The Third November 5, 2016

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Jousting cock

When a dominant male fucks you with his penis whilst running toward you, penetrating so deeply your insides never stop being unbearably sore.

“My boyfriend swiftly shoved me against a wall and fucked me good with his Jousting Cock.”

by SpaceJamIsMyGay January 6, 2018

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Jousting

When you want to do anal with a girl but she needs to shit. So you need to joust her shit in order to go in. If you win, congrats. If she wins, she shits on your dick.

Hey Larry! Last night was humiliating man. Jousting is when I try to put it in her butt while she needs to shit, right? Well, I lost a joust to this girl I picked up at the bar. We wanted to do anal but she forgot to use the bathroom earlier and boy was it a fight. I think she had hemorrhoids!

by IMGXY478 November 29, 2021

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