Jonesing

To roast someone for a specific characteristic or trait in a joking manner.

Examples:
“Ol’ hotdog water breath havin’ ass”
“Ol’ peanut head havin’ ass”
“Ol’ not knowing your left from your right, lost in the woods head ass”

Usage:
“Tim was jonesing on Tom so hard”

by Saint Morales December 14, 2022

Jonesing it

Jelqing while eating food

I was jonesing it last night man, shit was crazy!!!

by dreJ_ April 11, 2024

Jonesing

When you want something so bad that your mouth waters, your tummy hurts and you're brain can't get off of it.

I'm jonesing to see her again.

by I watch people souls November 23, 2021

Jonesing

Talking more than you should. "Politicking." Macking on a girl.

"Are you still jonesing on the phone with this b*tch?"

by ElleChelleSky March 31, 2024

Gibsin up with the joneses

When one fantasy team bukkakes on another

He wasn’t really gibsin up with the joneses

by Gibsinupjoneses September 20, 2021

Jonesed

Getting drunk and expressing your feelings to a girl you are interested in. This comes in the form of a long text or multiple phone calls and usually results in rejection and regret.

I went out last night and totally jonesed Lauren bro. no shot she gets with me now.

by Lalallala March 14, 2025

Jonesing

When you really need that...run, drink, bong hit.

I start Jonesing to watch One-Piece with my 3 teen-aged kids around 7 p.m.

by LPNL June 30, 2022