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Cole Johnston

Biggest douche bag you’ll ever meet. He thinks he’s the shit because he’s fucked 5 5 whores and plays football. He’s someone you’ll never want to meet.
I was having a good day until that kid Cole Johnston walked in. He punched me in the face as he walked by
by Efaulkn December 9, 2019
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Johnston

Born near the end of the 20th century, Johnston is considered by many to be the best dong drawer west of the Mississippi.
Johnston spent endless hours finishing his masterpiece, a large dong on a whiteboard.
by fu1ure January 6, 2020
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Johnston

Very odd way to spell simp, has no cock
Bro I didn’t know you were a Johnston too, let’s give each other rum jobs
by Dylan Johnston April 6, 2020
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australia johnston

by Mr.Hann March 12, 2020
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emma johnston

an emma johnston is the type of person to shag every person that walks past her as she is a smelly whore. she also has 17 toes
i was walking to the shop and ran into an emma johnston she had 17 toes and smelt like fish shit
by 🧖🏾‍♂️ June 3, 2020
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Nathan johnston

Someone who constantly is shitting his pants on command for fun
Bruh he shit his pants again he going Nathan johnston
by Nutritionbeater69 September 20, 2020
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johnston sesh

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh
by Blem97 October 15, 2017
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