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me: johnathan is not a murderer

my homie jamaal: yo shut the fuck up and smoke weed with me
by shit yourself now August 26, 2023
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Johnathan

Johnathan is the best boy ever he sweet, funny,cute,hot, the best boyfriend ive ever had. hes super kind he nice sweet
by Anonomiss123456789 January 22, 2021
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Johnathan Wheeler

A wimp, the guy who’s always compared to Steve but is simply inferior.
by doodoocaca12345678 July 17, 2022
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Johnathan galembo

Johnathan galembo

a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.

johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
jeez did u hear "Johnathan galembo" ate 12 hotdogs at once!
by plumpfromros May 8, 2022
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Johnathan galembo

Johnathan galembo

a discord e dater that enjoys and loves food. he's known as "Bellas lover" or "Johnny" for short. he enjoys the sport of eating and discord and is an ex professional player and is known to be in the former friend group and franchise called 'TD' he was originated in the world chat of the infamous world chat of rules of survival.

johntahan galembo is truly a savior to the Mexican and e dating com.
jeez did u hear "Johnathan galembo" ate 12 hotdogs at once!
by plumpfromros May 8, 2022
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benjamin johnathan briggery briggs aka "the skinwalker" , "boogalie" or simply "it", is a large, lankey, orange being known to roam around public parks and lithuanian embassys during the night trying to capture little boys to use in its experiments. it is known for being a test subject for heffley trafficking inc. its true form is believed to be so revolting, slimy, hideous, oily and dandruffy that anyone who comes into contact with it is simply too shocked and horrified to breath. for centuries there have been reported sightings of it and its lovers, xaviwavi, jamal and zac. in order to summon this ungodly creature the words "i cant do a pushup" , "i enjoy watching porn" or simply "we go jim" must be recited 3x and it is believed to show up immeadiatley and suck you through its phat hairy orange arsehole to the heffley trafficking inc dimension where you or your test subject will be experimented on. there are some well known repellants that have been used against it are: basic hygene, regular porn, hentai, women and people who are against crypto.
A- "bro there was some 8ft thingy hiding near that house!"
B- "oh fuck, be careful it may be benjamin johnathan briggery briggs"
by sharon6969420 November 20, 2022
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johnathan edens

a super fine,sexy and smart black kid
bro look its a johnathan edens
by yourfavdarkskxn September 22, 2022
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