johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school

omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?

johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020

Abram Johan 

A man that is not competent in anything, 50, and really annoying.

That guy is acting like Abram Johan, he is so fake.

Abram Johan by hmodified March 8, 2020

Johan 

A very sexy looking guy who everyone loves and he is known to be very funny. He is also the type of guy that will care for you and a guy you can depend on.But also he is trill and very athletic.

He looks like Johan

Johan by Alessandra Gomez November 21, 2016

Johandy

One of the sweetest guys. He will always be there for you no matter what. You'll fall in love with him, hopefully he'll love you back. He will always make you laugh. He's amazing. <3

"Yo, dude Johandy's AWESOME."

"I love you Johandy"

"Johandy's an asshole, but I love him." (:

"Oh, baby. (;" Johandy

Johandy by Applesauce. (; August 8, 2011

carl johan 

Carl Johan is a name used on people, that has a big dick

Look at that guy, he is a Carl Johan

carl johan by Geparden May 13, 2016

Johannes

Originated from the Hebrew "Jahwe", meaning god. Johannes is the most awesome name a guy can have, defining him as superhumanly good looking, smart and courageous.

Casual expression:

"Oh my Johannes!"

Johannes by SophoJoJo February 6, 2010

Johannie 

Probably the best girlfriend one could possibly have. She is dazzlingly beautiful and also super smart. She is open-minded, trustworthy, and dedicated, and will be by your side through thick and thin. And she will also never cease o make you smile.

Johannie is the best person in the world. :3

Johannie by Bombarde May 23, 2013